“My kids ALWAYS play outside without me.”
“My stomach looks like someone tossed pizza dough a few times then slapped it over my stomach. The kids think it’s funny to poke at. Kids can be so cruel. lol.”
“I crave sleep like teenagers crave sex.”
-www.truuconfessions.com
Toni Danielson, ad agency working mom of a big brown-eyed little man, wife to an amazing husband, Digital Media Lover. Blogger. Infographic-obsessed. Expat. Happy Hour Mom. BBall Wife. Not all in that order. Join me in my journey to become the ultimate Happy Hour Mom!
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I put my 3 year old to nap early so I could watch lifetime movies. Bit me in the ass, when I went to go wake him up he had colored both legs and arms with a ink pen.
That’s hilarious! I know you aren’t the only one who’s done that! Plus those Lifetime movies are so addictive! Thanks for sharing your confession.