“My teen daughter told me she’d do ANYTHING not to be grounded next week. I gave her a HUGE list of housecleaning chores to do, and told her she had her freedom when they were done to my satisfaction. She cleaned her a$$ off for three days, and this place looks great! I should have thought of this a long time ago….”
“i know i sound 16 instead of 26, but a lot of times, when i have sex with my husband, i imagine he’s robert pattinson or joe jonas. i feel guilty, but it’s so much hotter that way.”
“Animals *are* animals. If it came down to between my child or my dog, you’d better believe that Id choose my child. Animals, sorry to say, are replaceable. They’re just animals.”
-www.truuconfessions.com
Toni Danielson, ad agency working mom of a big brown-eyed little man, wife to an amazing husband, Digital Media Lover. Blogger. Infographic-obsessed. Expat. Happy Hour Mom. BBall Wife. Not all in that order. Join me in my journey to become the ultimate Happy Hour Mom!
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