What is tougher than determining your child’s future, by choosing the appropriate name? Will they be bullied? How about giving your son or daughter a name like a celeb? My guess is that the only reason they deem is ok to give such a label like the following is because they’ll have enough money and people knowing who their parents are to get away with it…maybe, come on Moon Unit? Poor kid probably grew up thinking he could fly in the sky and light up like a star.
Apple of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin of Coldplay
Pilot Inspektor of Jason Lee from “My Name is Earl.”
Sage Moonblood of Sylvester Stallone
Memphis Eve of Bono
Audio of Actress Shannyn Sossamon
Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin of Frank Zappa
Moxie Crimefighter of Penn Jillette
Jermajesty and Prince Michael of the Jackson Clan
I’m no sure what they were trying to do? Invent the hottest new name trend? Well, they were wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy off! None of them even sound remotely normal.
We’ve all heard the common ones these days, because, duh, that’s how they made the list. The Ava’s, Aiden’s and Ethan’s will soon be taking up all of the email addresses.
The baby-naming experts Pamela Redmond Satran and Linda Rosenkrantz, predict the most popular names-in 2019. Whether scientific or subjective they’ve made their choices based on the evolution of similarities. Check out the top 5 for girls and boys in the next decade. What trendy new names are on your radar?
GIRLS
1. AVA—Glamour Girl name beats out Eva along with other A names for top spot.
Runners up: AVERY or ADA.
2. AMELIA—New spin on new top name Emma and longtime No. 1 Emily.
Runner up: EMILIA.
3. ELLA—All names—ella—Isabella, Gabriella, Stella—have been popular, but Ella itself gets the most attention.
Runners up: BELLA or ELLIE.
4. VIOLET—Purple-y flower name popularized by Ben and Jen’s little girl.
Runner up: SCARLETT.
5. LILA—The double L is the winningest name sound of the next decade.
Runner up: DELILAH.
BOYS
1. ETHAN—Biblical nice guy name finishes first.
Runners up: Caleb or Asher.
2. AIDEN—Traditional Irish name trounces rhyming copycats Jayden, Brayden, and Caden
3. MILO—Parents like the upbeat, energetic O-ending.
Runner up: Leo
4. CHARLIE—Unisex nicknames are finding their way onto the birth certificate.
Runner up: Sam
5. OSCAR—Odd Couple name gains wide acceptance.
Runner up: Felix
For a more in-depth look into their picks check them out {HERE}.
Toni Danielson, ad agency working mom of a big brown-eyed little man, wife to an amazing husband, Digital Media Lover. Blogger. Infographic-obsessed. Expat. Happy Hour Mom. BBall Wife. Not all in that order. Join me in my journey to become the ultimate Happy Hour Mom!
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