
“Yeah, so I just wanted to take 30 whole seconds (cause that’s all I have time for) to thank you for forcing me to raise our kids on my own. NEVER having a break is really great for my emotional and physical well being. I hope these chest pains are for real, you SOB, then you will have to step up to the plate and actually parent the children you helped create.”
“I’m letting my baby cry-it-out tonight.”
“Crap. Now I have to be careful what I listen to. My son was listening too carefully as I was singing along to the song Sexy Chick (I prefer the Sexy Biatch version). He laughed, and asked “Mom, what’s a Sexy Chick?”"
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