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“I don’t spank. One day when DD was being naughty I asked “Do you want a spanking?”(not intending to follow through with the threat). She said “yes!” thinking it was a treat or something of that nature. I am glad she doesn’t know what a real spanking is.”
“I hate milk. I worry that my daughter [...]
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“Thank God a hidden camera didn’t catch me… changing my tampon in my car.”
” I prayed to have kids because it took so long to get pregnant, but even now, when they’re eight and ten, I’m sad to admit that being a stay at hom mom doesn’t complete me.”
-Dirty Little Secret from Otherwise Perfect Moms
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“Holding my baby with one arm and getting the cork out of the wine bottle with my teeth… Makes me realize what a class act I really am!”
“I’m only 7 weeks pregnant and already I’m tired of this sickness!! 24/7 of feeling like I have to puke is not fun, never mind trying to take [...]
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“We have two adults, one baby, and two cats living in a 500 square foot apartment. We live on an income of $24K a year, and our newest car is 13 years old. I couldn’t be happier with my life. Life is what you make of it.”
“Sometimes I really wish I had been adopted to [...]
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“DS (3yo) has been put in the “thinking chair” for yelling in other children’s faces when he isn’t happy. Couldn’t figure out where he picked up the habit until he threw bathwater all over the floor last night and I yelled at him. Yes, in his face.”
“DD has been such a challenge today. And to [...]
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“Sleep is good!”
“My five year old told me he wanted to runaway. I told him fine but he can’t take his clothes or toys. He told me that’s mine, I told him they’re only his if he lives at home, if he left they’d belong to me. I guess I’m such a mean mommy.”
“I’m 26 [...]
happy hour mom reader needs your help! | susan g komen walk
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One of Happy Hour Mom’s biggest fans has been loyal from day one and we are thrilled that we have the opportunity to support her in return. She is walking in the upcoming 3 day Susan G. Komen walk. Check out her story and help if you can. We send our best wishes to Eryn [...]
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Yuck…got Costco pizza tonight for dinner. Usually we eat really well, I cook every single night but DH is working way late tonight so got it for myself and the kids. Went to take a bite of mine and found a friggin hair in it…EW! Of course I still fed the kids theirs, and didn’t [...]
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Seriously. I’m 13 weeks pregnant. The baby is about 2 inches! STOP rubbing the top of my stomach. That’s not baby, it’s fat! Just stop touching me people!!!!!!!
Oh my god my marriage is ending and there’s nothing else I can do to save it. My babies are 2 and 6mo. How can I let this [...]
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“Sometimes I take a bath with my 1 year old daughter. We have so much fun splashing and playing with bubbles. I considered getting a picture of it but 1) she would grow up and be like WTF mom? And 2) the last thing I need is my innocent moment with my daughter [...]
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“Yeah, so I just wanted to take 30 whole seconds (cause that’s all I have time for) to thank you for forcing me to raise our kids on my own. NEVER having a break is really great for my emotional and physical well being. I hope these chest pains are for real, you SOB, then [...]
tiger woods’ “apology” and other famous celeb babies
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Today was a big day for Tiger Woods. The golf legend stepped up to the plate and faced his sexual demons and failures head on with a press conference at TPC at Sawgrass. If you saw the television, Internet, social network outlets at all today then you were also bombarded with the scripted speech of [...]
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“Just for fun, I checked to see what my baby cost for the first year. I included the big, one time items I received as gifts at my shower. The total? $2,293! I am awesomely cheap!”
“My 16 year old son has a new girlfriend. Just found out she has been hospitalized for depression and she [...]
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“I confess it. My daughter is the most beautiful girl in the entire world. From her freckled nose to her missing front teeth, from her wrinkled little belly button all the way down to her big duck feet. I have the most beautiful little girl on planet Earth.”
“I think it would be great if toddlers [...]
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“He made the right choice this Valentine’s day, a gift from the “adult” store. Makes things a little more interesting in the home stretch to my due date. ”
“My husband got me a dozen chocolate dipped strawberries and drove all they way to the outlet mall to pick me up a scented body wash [...]
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“When I was younger I had little to no morals. I’ve had sex with a few married men years ago and I never ever cared or thought about my actions.Now that I’ve met my husband the thought of him doing that to me or me cheating on me kills me. I can’t believe how terrible/heartless [...]
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“The other day I was complaining to my husband and said, “I’m fat and ugly.” My 7 year old son said, “Mommy you are not ugly!” LOL”
“After asking 3 stupid football questions in a row, my husband has kicked me out of the room.”
“Now that I’ve disowned my psycho in-laws, I really don’t have that [...]
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I want to be a Dugger. Minus the whole submissive wife part, no pants, and the horrible hair do. I want to be part of such a loving family.”
“No wonder so many kids in our country don’t read…have you seen how expensive books are!? Holy hell, it pains me to spend $20 on a book [...]
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“my 7.y.o knows it all. I am such a moron”
“I will never put my child thrugh pain just because something looks cute on her. No pierced ears until she asks for them herself. And I DO judge those who do that to their BABIES.”
“I thinking working is a lot harder than being a SAHM with [...]
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“I had pierced nipples when i got pregnant and had to take them out when i got too swollen…i think this payday i’m going to get them re-done, I feel like a lost a piece of me when they came out : ( “
“2 yrs ago at age 20, while on a vacation in Europe [...]














