moms uncensored

“My kids don’t call me Mommy, they call me by my name- “Marissa.” It’s harder to whine so hard that way, you know that shrill, bone shuddering way the “eee” part of “Mommmmy” goes. When they say my name (which actually started out as something they really wanted to do so I agreed as an [...]

“I can’t wait for Spring Break! FH and I are taking our kids to the spot, 600 miles away, where we met and fell in love 23 years ago. =)” “I have never been pretty, very average. But before I had kids, I was a pretty good body, not perfect, but I was happy with [...]

“I know people do it all the time, but I am terrified to go from being a sahm to a working mom… It’s soon approaching….” “I pluck 4yr old ds unibrow or sometimes i use a trimmer.” “I was molested by a half brother when I was 4 and then I molested another half brother [...]

“I just moved and really want to get to know the people across the street, who have said to come over any time. But she’s due to have her 3rd baby this month, and I just feel bad dropping in with 2 toddlers…” “We still co-sleep with our 2 year old. The best part of [...]

“DD: “what are those?” Me: “my boobies” DD: “awww, they’re sad.” I will never change in front of my brutally honest 2 year old again..” “My 2 1/2 year old son caught me getting out of the shower this weekend. He asked why my penis is melting.” hahaha “i am so sick of my in-laws [...]

“The truth is, I honestly love being a mother. I love it despite the lack of sleep, the madness of the days, the constant concern for my child. I love it despite my stretchmarks and saggy boobs. I love it despite the fact that I can no longer be selfish and carefree. It’s not the [...]

“The only thing that really bothers me about DH is that if he need to make an appointment or go somewhere without the kids, he can just schedule it and do it, because I’m always here. If I have to, I need to find a babysitter, or find take the kids to drop-off daycare. His [...]

“My toddler electrocuted himself tonight messing with the plug to his lamp. He’s ok, but was really upset. It scared me to death. I just hope he’ll leave the outlets alone now.” “Somedays I just wonder why did I have to have HIS baby. He only married me because I was pregnant. Now he hates [...]

“I have a great playdate for this week. I am joining another mom at her gym which has a daycare. We r dropping the kids off at the daycare for 2 hrs and then gonna have some coffee and MAYBE workout. SWEET.” “I fed the kids breakfast & finally sit down with mine. I have [...]