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50 shades of grey, the book everyone is whispering about…

April 14, 2012
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Recently, I have heard a lot of people talking about the book “50 Shades of Grey.”  I have seen the book featured the Today Show and have heard people talking about it at work and around town.  This is the book that people are whispering about. I always try to “keep my finger on the pulse” [...]

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shocking confessions #162

April 21, 2011
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“When my kids tell me they don’t want to eat something, they have to eat as many bites as their age. I’ve been able to count incorrectly and squeeze in a few xtra bites. My 2nd grader just caught me!! I had to play it off and say its because of how tall she is, [...]

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shocking confessions #161

April 4, 2011
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“Today I decided to just throw a t-shirt over my swimsuit before I drove down the street to pick up DS from the bus. Today was also the first time the bus driver needed me to get out of the car and talk to him.” ” 32 yrs old I can look back and realize [...]

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shocking confessions #160

March 7, 2011
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“My kids don’t call me Mommy, they call me by my name- “Marissa.” It’s harder to whine so hard that way, you know that shrill, bone shuddering way the “eee” part of “Mommmmy” goes. When they say my name (which actually started out as something they really wanted to do so I agreed as an [...]

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shocking confessions #159

February 28, 2011

“I spoke too soon. On top of the week from hell…….. we are in the Emergency Room ruling out menengitis in my 8yr old DD.” “I think I am pregnant. My urine tests have been positive and my belly is swelling. Only I don’t know for sure because my idiot doctor has run the entire [...]

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shocking confessions #158

February 7, 2011

“I can’t wait for Spring Break! FH and I are taking our kids to the spot, 600 miles away, where we met and fell in love 23 years ago. =)” “I have never been pretty, very average. But before I had kids, I was a pretty good body, not perfect, but I was happy with [...]

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shocking confessions #158

January 31, 2011

“My sweet sweet baby girl told her daddy he was “pissing her off” today..” “I think part of the reason DH and I have been married so long is because he leaves on business trips a lot. Sometimes a little time apart is good for a relationship. Everyone feels smothered every now and then..” “I [...]

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shocking confessions #157

January 16, 2011

“I know people do it all the time, but I am terrified to go from being a sahm to a working mom… It’s soon approaching….” “I pluck 4yr old ds unibrow or sometimes i use a trimmer.” “I was molested by a half brother when I was 4 and then I molested another half brother [...]

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shocking confessions #156

January 15, 2011

“I just got fired…..f*ck!.” “First six weeks working in a hospital. I now know why it is so expensive.” “I’m changing a poop diaper while the other baby is trying to grab the poop and wipes. Everyone is crying and YOU have the nerve to yell at ME because its disturbing your nap!? STFU. I [...]

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shocking confessions #155

January 14, 2011

“I just moved and really want to get to know the people across the street, who have said to come over any time. But she’s due to have her 3rd baby this month, and I just feel bad dropping in with 2 toddlers…” “We still co-sleep with our 2 year old. The best part of [...]

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shocking confessions #154

January 6, 2011

“Women who need to wear bras SHOULD wear them!!! noone wants to see those droopy lopsided things jiggling all over..” “I have 8 kids 4 of which are my actual biological children. The other 4 got left to me when my friend died. (It was on her will yet she didn’t ask me not that [...]

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shocking confessions #153

January 5, 2011

“DD: “what are those?” Me: “my boobies” DD: “awww, they’re sad.” I will never change in front of my brutally honest 2 year old again..” “My 2 1/2 year old son caught me getting out of the shower this weekend. He asked why my penis is melting.” hahaha “i am so sick of my in-laws [...]

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shocking confessions #152

November 12, 2010

“People annoy me. Especially the ones that are only 3 feet tall and say Mommy over and over and over again.” “Every time I watch “What would you do?” I wish I could be more assertive. I would be the one that walked by with the blurred face and not say anything.” “Today I made [...]

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shocking confessions #151

November 6, 2010

“The truth is, I honestly love being a mother. I love it despite the lack of sleep, the madness of the days, the constant concern for my child. I love it despite my stretchmarks and saggy boobs. I love it despite the fact that I can no longer be selfish and carefree. It’s not the [...]

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shocking confessions #150

October 17, 2010

“Why does no one ever want my kid? My sisters always got my parents or aunts to take their kids for them every weekend. I’m lucky if someone takes him once a month for a couple hours. I need a break once in awhile too. When I was a kid, I was forced to stay [...]

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shocking confessions #149

September 29, 2010

“The only thing that really bothers me about DH is that if he need to make an appointment or go somewhere without the kids, he can just schedule it and do it, because I’m always here. If I have to, I need to find a babysitter, or find take the kids to drop-off daycare. His [...]

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shocking confessions #148

September 20, 2010

“Both my kids cut their hair off today in jaggedy, goofy lookin ways. quarter inch bangs all the rage this fall?” “Today is a good mom day. The last 2 months there haven’t been a lot of these but I’m hoping that there will be more in the future.” “I work from home part-time and [...]

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shocking confessions #148

September 14, 2010

“My toddler electrocuted himself tonight messing with the plug to his lamp. He’s ok, but was really upset. It scared me to death. I just hope he’ll leave the outlets alone now.” “Somedays I just wonder why did I have to have HIS baby. He only married me because I was pregnant. Now he hates [...]

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shocking confessions #147

August 31, 2010

“I have a great playdate for this week. I am joining another mom at her gym which has a daycare. We r dropping the kids off at the daycare for 2 hrs and then gonna have some coffee and MAYBE workout. SWEET.” “I fed the kids breakfast & finally sit down with mine. I have [...]

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shocking confessions #146

August 31, 2010

“I have a great playdate for this week. I am joining another mom at her gym which has a daycare. We r dropping the kids off at the daycare for 2 hrs and then gonna have some coffee and MAYBE workout. SWEET.” “I fed the kids breakfast & finally sit down with mine. I have [...]

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