moms uncensored

“I’m a SAHM mom with a part-time job. It’s only about 8 hours per week, just two evenings, but without it I would go absolutely f******* mental. ” “DS is almost 1 year old. I know I should take away his “binkie” before he knows how to ask for it, but damn he loves that [...]

“My mom made DS’s baptism outfit out of satin from the skirt of my wedding dress. It’s a little bubble suit with a cross embroidered on it. I had envisioned something beautiful, but when I saw it today, my first thought was “oh, crap”. ~*sigh*~ She was so proud of it. I can’t tell her [...]

“I don’t care that you showered just for me. We’ve just gotten home from a 2 week vacation with three kids – leave me the hell alone!” “Feeding snotty-nosed DS baby food and I can’t tell where the food ends and the snot begins. His face is a mess.” “Kids asleep,Moose Light Lime,and smores. My [...]

“I am a small breasted pregnant lady, right. Well the other day my sil asked me if I was going to breast feed since I dont have much in the breast department, maybe its preggo hormones or something but it really hurt my feelings, how someone can b so inconsiderate of others feelings.” “Ever since [...]

“I will never tell my kids half the s**t I did as a teenager. Maybe when they’re 30, I’ll tell them some stories. Until then, they can go on thinking that I was a goody-two-shoes!” “Ugh, too hot today; DS and I sat around in his baby pool all day in bathing suits… Sandwiches for [...]

“I went from SAHM to full-time job. At the time I welcomed the change, and enjoyed working. Just had my 2nd child after 2 yrs of working FT, and back doing the SAHM-thing. Thought it would be a rough transition, but OMG, I’M LOVING IT! I thought I’d miss work, but, HA! Not at ALL!” [...]

“I love the way my pregnant belly looks. It’s perfectly round and “pregnant looking”. All my other friends’ bellies are pointy and weird looking. I would never tell them this, though.” “Hurry up September. I want my body back!!! I’m DONE being pregnant. Ugh. Love the result, just not the process.” “I love my kids, [...]

“When I was 17 my then-boyfriend took me shopping. He spotted a yellow dress and BEGGED me to buy it. It was halter style, below the knee with a very full skirt. It was great, but I had very little $ to spend and could see it was the old cotton that wrinkled terribly. He [...]

“10 years ago tomorrow, I went to the bar with some friends. A man wearing white pants (and they were tight!!) and a white shirt hit on me and asked me to go out with him the following night. I was so excited I had to go home and even woke up my mother to [...]