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Hi there! I want to introduce myself as the newest contributor to Happy Hour Mom. While touching on serious issues, I hope to bring some comic relief, and some reassurance to those of you who only think the things I am going to say out loud. You are not alone! Once you become pregnant, there is no room for modesty. Your body will morph into a shape you never thought possible, your butt will make noises that will mortify you, your vagina will stretch in an alien-like fashion, and be prepared for the fact that your MIL will probably end up begging to be in the room during labor–essentially to see you back down and legs spread–ew. Every week we will touch on topics that, as women, most of us have experienced.

This is not a raunchy sex talk, this will be the opportunity to relate, and to realize that what you are going through is normal (and no you are not giving birth out of your butt, your are constipated, welcome to pregnancy–in case you were wondering). My column will touch on topics they may not be appropriate for your dinnertime family discussions, so don’t read it if you are easily offended. I would love to answer any questions, get your feedback, or take any suggestions for future topics so please write in and let me know what’s on your mind.

Cheers!

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