mom confessions

“My son is eating dog food right now and I’m not going to stop him. I did once and he screamed bloody murder, so…onward he goes.” “Vacation + toddler = no vacation at all” “”I really wish there was an anti-bitch drug because I can sure think of some people who could use a big [...]

“I hate to admit I feel like a loser when no one comments on my facebook updates.” “I don’t really other people’s kids. I like mine. That is about it. Also, having friends at the age is tiring.” “I look into people’s houses at night while walking my dog. I love looking at how different [...]

“my 13 year old daughter found my “toy” and she is totally freaking out about it! What am I suppose to do? I thought that since I dont have a boyfriend and havent for many years it should be alright to get some pleasure somewhere right? At least I am not bringing home a different [...]

“I just changed my 10 mo poopy diaper. The poop had dog hair in it. Time to vaccum.” “If he is the laziest husband on the block before the baby, he will be the laziest husband on the block after the baby. Babies are not magicians.” “I love the free feeling of being hairless “down [...]

“I have a two year degree in childcare. When I was single. I worked 40 hrs a week taking a care of parents most treasured things, their children. I still had to rely on foodstamps to feed my child. I had no cable, had no car payment, had barely enough for what we needed. F***ed [...]

“I potty trained my kid by letting him sit in his poop for 10 hours. That taught him to use the toilet.” “I smoked the entire time I was pregnant and while I was breastfeeding. I would have the baby in my arms nursing and smoke a cigarette at the same time.” “When I was [...]

“Dear Friend, You complain about not having money all the time well guess what cut some expenses, like private school! There is nothing wrong with the public school system! I’m sick of hearing about your money issues when you do nothing to help cut costs. Also, cut the hockey crap out too – that sport [...]

“My tween daughter and I got into one of our sex/sexuality discussions today and she brought up that a friends mother had gotten the friend her first vibrator. DD says “isn’t masterbating safer then having sex?” Don’t know how to handle this one ladies!!!! While I have no problems with masterbation( go for it!) I [...]

“I confess becoming a mom, made me even less understanding of my mother,the choices she made, and continues to make.” “We have joint custody. Although my son is happy, I feel like half a mother.” “I just took a bowl of home made mac and cheese from the microwave. It was so hot I dropped [...]