mom confessions

“My 2 1/2 mo. old son died in my arms last night minutes before the ambulance got here. I feel like a body without a soul right now. I think mine fled with his.” “”I hide dirty dishes in the oven when the playdate is at my house!”  Do you fear judgment from other moms?” [...]

“I’m a widow with 15-year-old twins (boy/girl) My husband/their father died 9 years ago. I miss him & it’s hard as my kids are going through the moody teen phase. I was worried they were going to grow up being angry. Today on the news I saw a story about a Jewish elderly couple in [...]

“My boss (who is a guy) has been a raging maniac lately. He went to the Dr. today and it turns out he has the male version of menopause. Who knew?” “In the elevator yesterday, my six-year-old mentioned that someone hadn’t held the elevator door for her last time. She then added reflectively, “That pissed [...]

“My 2 yr old pooped in the tub this morning while he was playing in the bath. I have been puked on, drooled on, peed on, but cleaning wet poop out of the tub takes the cake for gross scenarios in my book. Blach!!” “I really really miss my single life. I think I made [...]

“I want to cut my pooch off with a hatchet!” “DH’s sister wants us to take her kids if something happens to her. I say NO. She is 40 with a 2 year old and infant. DH and I have GROWN children, and are glad they are grown and don’t want more. I think her [...]

“When I hear all about the starving children in third world countries and the charities to help them I never even think about donating. Sure, I feel bad about the kids, but if their parents had any brains whatsoever those kids wouldn’t have been born. I mean, if you can’t feed a child, it’s pretty [...]

“Ok, DH, I admit it. Our kids’ pediatrician is hot. I’d do him in a minute if I were single. (I would never admit this IRL, my poor DH has enough of a complex as it is!)” “The SAHM’s that were at my daughter’s swim team never talked to me – why don’t they like [...]

“I love my kids more than my husband.  There. I said it.  I’m not sure our marriage will last when they are grown and leave the nest.” “There are days I wish my child was mute!!!!! She never stops talking…omg shut up already!!” “I get so fed up with my husband. Sometimes I just want [...]