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shocking confessions #88

March 9, 2010

“Thank God a hidden camera didn’t catch me… changing my tampon in my car.” ” I prayed to have kids because it took so long to get pregnant, but even now, when they’re eight and ten, I’m sad to admit that being a stay at home mom doesn’t complete me.” -Dirty Little Secret from Otherwise [...]

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February 16, 2010

“I confess it. My daughter is the most beautiful girl in the entire world. From her freckled nose to her missing front teeth, from her wrinkled little belly button all the way down to her big duck feet. I have the most beautiful little girl on planet Earth.” “I think it would be great if [...]

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February 14, 2010

“He made the right choice this Valentine’s day, a gift from the “adult” store. Makes things a little more interesting in the home stretch to my due date. ” “My husband got me a dozen chocolate dipped strawberries and drove all they way to the outlet mall to pick me up a scented body wash [...]

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February 10, 2010

“When I was younger I had little to no morals. I’ve had sex with a few married men years ago and I never ever cared or thought about my actions.Now that I’ve met my husband the thought of him doing that to me or me cheating on me kills me. I can’t believe how terrible/heartless [...]

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February 9, 2010

“The other day I was complaining to my husband and said, “I’m fat and ugly.” My 7 year old son said, “Mommy you are not ugly!” LOL” “After asking 3 stupid football questions in a row, my husband has kicked me out of the room.” “Now that I’ve disowned my psycho in-laws, I really don’t [...]

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February 8, 2010

I want to be a Dugger. Minus the whole submissive wife part, no pants, and the horrible hair do. I want to be part of such a loving family.” “No wonder so many kids in our country don’t read…have you seen how expensive books are!? Holy hell, it pains me to spend $20 on a [...]

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February 5, 2010

“my 7.y.o knows it all. I am such a moron” “I will never put my child thrugh pain just because something looks cute on her. No pierced ears until she asks for them herself. And I DO judge those who do that to their BABIES.” “I thinking working is a lot harder than being a [...]

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February 4, 2010

“I had pierced nipples when i got pregnant and had to take them out when i got too swollen…i think this payday i’m going to get them re-done, I feel like a lost a piece of me when they came out : ( “ “2 yrs ago at age 20, while on a vacation in [...]

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February 2, 2010

“I tell everyone I sold my car to be kind to the earth. The truth is that I sold it because I needed the cash to pay the mortgage. A biking I will go, a biking I will go. . . .” “I used to be a stripper and quit when I got pregnant with [...]

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January 31, 2010

“My teen daughter told me she’d do ANYTHING not to be grounded next week. I gave her a HUGE list of housecleaning chores to do, and told her she had her freedom when they were done to my satisfaction. She cleaned her a$$ off for three days, and this place looks great! I should have [...]

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January 30, 2010

“When I asked my pre-teen son if he knew what sex was he said ‘sure mom, it’s like putting a hot-dog in the bun’, all I could do was laugh and say, well yeah, that’s the general idea of it and we had a short discussion of sex and intercourse…” “I sleep with a blanket [...]

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January 29, 2010

“I chose not to get married until I could afford to be divorced. Probably not the best way to go into any relationship, but I was raised, along with my 3 siblings, by a mom who wasn’t prepared to be divorced. It sucked.” “I bite my nails way too much. I will scratch my dry [...]

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January 24, 2010

“I don’t plan my meals so much, as look and see what’s in the fridge/cupboards and plan around that for the day/next day. I only shop once a week and only buy fruits/veggies/meat that’s on sale. I save a lot of money this way.” “I always think that people don’t really like me but that [...]

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January 23, 2010

“4 1/2 months post-birth and I’m starting to shed like a cocker spaniel!! :/ *sigh*… I know it’s only temporary but I HATE getting hair all over the place!! the worst ones are the ones that get under your blouse and tickle your boobs until you have to REACH IN THERE and grab the f***kers. [...]

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January 21, 2010

“4 1/2 months post-birth and I’m starting to shed like a cocker spaniel!! :/ *sigh*… I know it’s only temporary but I HATE getting hair all over the place!! the worst ones are the ones that get under your blouse and tickle your boobs until you have to REACH IN THERE and grab the f***ers. [...]

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January 21, 2010

“Aright that’s enough! Now sit down and shut up and eat your effing dinner, dammit!” “My parents and I never had the type of relationship where we hugged much. I am not sure why. I never thought much about it until I had my kids and we hug and kiss all the time. Even my [...]

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January 15, 2010

“So my SIL is going to have the baby any day, any minute! Lol. Still waiting. Last night while at her house she walked past DD who was sitting at a little table and her belly knocked DD in the head…DD said “wellll, excuuuuuuuse your big ole baby there”!” “I usually suffer from the blues [...]

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January 14, 2010

“I have so many friends that married the wrong guy, had kids they can’t control or love & have bad marriages. I think they made these decisions because they “felt it was time” to settle down. Sometimes following the norm isn’t the right thing to do. Teach your kids to make wise choices!!!” “Hoarders really [...]

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January 13, 2010

“My 3 (turning 4 next month) year old niece goes to kindy once a week and there’s the cutest little boy who goes there who she calls her “husband”. She was telling me all about him and so I asked what his name was. She says “Oh, his name is Simon, but I call him [...]

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January 13, 2010

“I have had three children. My oldest I had when I was 19. I was not ready to be a parent emotionally at ALL-he was adopted by a wonderful family that we chose for him. I am forever thankful and sad for this.” “It scares me how much I love my little boy, if anything [...]

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